kreeton

A bastardization of the word "cretin" which refers to one of low mental capabilities or one who is mentally retarded. Simply put, a retard.

Guy 1 - You're a cretin.
Guy 2 - WTF is a cretin?

by finalcaliber October 18, 2004

Keeton

To fuck someone so hard to the point where they become gender neutral

You will be keetoned by a horse today.

by 1234567890meth April 8, 2021

keets

things that you make up when you are drunk and trying to force spinach down your brother's throat

those are some nice red keets

by Noosen December 28, 2007

KBert

The Most Elite Human On The Planet.

Usage Examples:

My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.

<person 2> That’s not cool.
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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
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I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.

by unknown April 16, 2005

Keetu

A bottom butt boy.

In America Keetu is what we call a bottom butt boy.

by Mr Lotz July 5, 2018

Keet

1) add excitment or style
2) getting your drink on
3) having a good time
4) a hot chick
5) perfection
6) a state of mind

Originated in the city of Gaithersburg, a city in the state of Maryland which surrounds Washington DC.

"Hey Joe, these bitches are trying to get KEETED!!!"
"I'm soooo siced for Friday's party, KEET!!!!!!!!!"
"Let's do our laundry then get Keeted right after"
"damn that some keet richards shit"

by Keet Richards November 2, 2011

kneetmares

A nocturnal injury, where a partner knees the male balls in sleep.

"How did you sleep?"
..."Awful, terrible kneetmares"

by penk June 19, 2010