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Kaycee

Kaycces are the most beautiful, intelligent, caring people on the face on the planet. They make brilliant girlfriends and will always be there for you. They are creative, imaginative and talented. Their beautiful eyes will hypnotise you. If you meet a Kaycee you are set for life.
Person 1: I just got a girlfriend! She's called Kaycee.

Person 2: Well Done. There is no better girlfriend than a Kaycee.
by Booksareathrill November 22, 2011
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kasperi

Awesome and nice person. Will help you in need and is even crazy. Can be very stuck on one single subject and can argue for a long time. Makes a good friend and is very handsome and attractive, and can easily make you laugh.
Sue:the answer is x
Kasperi:no it's w
Sue:but-
Kasperi:no no, because *mathematical blabber for ages*
Sue:*sigh*

Kasperi:*makes weird dance moves*
Frank:*laughs*
Kasperi:*makes weird noises*
Frank:stop stop your making me laugh way too much!
by MikaHime June 2, 2014
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Kacper

Usually a good looking guy. He’s a good person and means well. He will come across as an asshole but is a super sweet guy. He cares about his family. And when he’s done playing around and dating not the best girls and finds a good loyal girl who is truly for him. He will be one of the happiest guys alive. If he doesn’t take his relationships seriously now he will forever be sad and lonely.
-“who is that asshole
-“that’s kacper, get to know him he’s nice!!”
by Vicks vickies October 27, 2020
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kaspersky

A Russian "Anti Virus" solution commonly mocked due to being very stereotypical. For instance, before the virus protection will protect your computer from infections, you must first earn its respect. Otherwise, the only option you can select when dealing with a virus is "Ignore". It is still unknown how one must go about "earning its respect".

Kaspersky is also known for not only removing viruses, but "Crushing" them or "Obliterating" them. Instead of quarantining a virus, Kaspersky sends the virus to the Gulag where it serves 20 years hard labor breaking rocks in Siberia.

Kaspersky's company slogan is "In Soviet Russia, virus scanner scan YOU".

Kaspersky Anti Virus is often criticized when a virus is found that becomes unremovable. Instead of letting the virus win, Kaspersky will automatically blow up your computer so nobody wins, because, according to Kaspersky, "It is much more desirable for both Kaspersky and virus to lose, than for virus to win".

There have been reports recently stating that Kaspersky Anti Virus actually puts viruses on your computer, and then acts like its doing YOU a favor when it removes them. This is a particularly big problem if you have not earned Kaspersky's respect yet.

Kaspersky Anti Virus is rumored to be releasing a firewall solution in the coming months. Instead of simply being a firewall, though, it will be an iron curtain that puts satellite computers around yours, forming a virus buffer zone.
Kaspersky Anti Virus is the most untrusted name in virus protection.
by Jordandijinz0rz January 25, 2009
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Kappers

Another way of saying nice or really good in a somewhat surprised manner.It allows
Kapperz

Another way of saying nice or really good in a somewhat surprised manner.

Sam: Is it true Joe?
Joe: is what true?
Sam: That you got a girlfriend?
Joe: *blushes* yea
Sam: Kappers!!
by Aguero January 23, 2009
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kalped

When you get killed/wrecked/owned, kalped can also be used as a derogatory term in slang.
I'm about to kalp these guys.
Get kalped.
We bout to put da kalp on em reel quik, u kno wat im sayin dog?
by WBB Nutz November 24, 2016
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Kacper

A baller who has a huge cock
Aaahhh mate! Look at that Kacper!
by I’mABaller123 February 21, 2019
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