Kayden

An act of masturbation secretly done while communicating with a person(s) and they're completely unaware.

Phone convo:
Mario: I'm reading the superficial haha.
Alexa: Mhm...yeah (is touching herself)
Mario: Wow these celebrity people are stupid...
Alexa: Yea..mmm..(still touching herself, trying to be as silent as possible)
Mario: I love the dude that writes this stuff, he's hilarious!
Alexa: Ha..mmhm.(remaining silent as can be, cums and finishes
the Kayden)
Alexa: So...um..what ya doing now? hehe.

by Sisy June 04, 2008

Kayden

A pussy punk bitch who sucks ass at fortnite

He is such a kayden.

by Guwop Pop June 16, 2018

Kayden

A gay bitch that eats Donald trump penis

Bitch you be like Kayden

by Lol xD💩 October 02, 2018

Kayden

Kayden is a dude that just genuinely sucks at everything he does

“Kayden sucks.”
“Yeah I know right.”

by Eden108 January 13, 2019

Kayden

Kayden is a very untrusted and is highly likely to be a drug dealer

Can Kayden pass me some of that stuff

by L u c k y February 17, 2020

Kayden

A person, precisely tall, with the hottest voice around town. Their voice sounds so relaxing, it can put you right to sleep!

1. “Kaydens voice is so hot”
2. “Your voice is so soothing Kayden!”

by Okufuji September 20, 2021

kayden

YOU GET NO BITCHES LOLOLLLLO

kayden:hey
ian: YOU GET NO FUCKING BITCHES
kayden:well fuck u too.....

by gayforyourdadlol July 29, 2022