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kalinghaan

The God of the 9 Realms, ability to destroy anything in his way with just the lift of a finger. So powerful he could erase anyone he hated, by just looking at them...
Kalinghaan evaporated his foe just by looking at him, he was just built like that
by BankaiGodAndLegendo January 22, 2023
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Kärring

Swedish term for the English word"hag" or "Karen".

Usually describes a miserable, lonley, bitter Swedish woman over the age of 45, who terrorizes young people (usually female and/or with immigrant background) at work.

They love spreading negativity, starting fake rumours, and creating drama. They have worked at the same place for years and are hard to get rid of if you're an employer.

Due to the pension age in Sweden, workers and costumers have to just endue them, even if a Kärring is showing signs of severe mental decline and is not fit to work.
Scenario 1:

Happy young woman: Hi, I'd like to buy this top, are there any XS sizes available?

Kärring: XS? Have something to eat instead!

**Awkward silence**

Kärring: I was just kidding, or was I?
*smiles broadly to show yellowing, rotting teeth*

I will check if we have it in stock for you, princess.

Scenario 2:

Happy young woman with immigrant background: Hi, sorry to bother you, I'm new at the job, can I ask where room 34B is?

Kärring: *looks up and down* can I ask you something?

Young woman: Uh, yes but I'm in a hurry.

Kärring: Where are you from?

*Long conversation about immigration*

Young woman: I'm really late for my meeting, can you tell me where room 34B is?

Kärring: *smiles broadly showing yellow, rotting teeth* I have no idea sweetie, ask the janitor.
by TedNugentKYS June 28, 2023
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Lam Karming Brian

A term used to define a mistirious looking chinese.

No one knows what he's thinking of.

Sometimes he's smart. Sometimes he's just plain stupid looking.

Known to be very trustable and too softhearted.
Look it's Lam Karming Brian !
by KiHua-Chan March 24, 2005
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Karlin

A beautiful amazing girl who is perfect in every way, shape, and form. She’s smart, funny, and sweet af.
“K so basically Karlin is such a sweetheart
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Hannah Karlin

she is a person. a person. Not a very smart person. she is so-so, the only good thing about her are her friends. She's somewhat fun to play with. BUT SHE IS ANOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kärring

kärring is a swedish word that means old woman in a offensive way. a kärring often poor, lives in a house about to fall in down. kärring also means wife
ex 1: den där jävla kärringen borde dö!
translation: that fucking old bitch should die!

ex 2: jag såg din kärring i butiken idag.
translation: i saw youre wife at the shop today.
by crispy af October 9, 2018
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