The Kardashians

Every type of cancer.

"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"

by CHKN SKRUBS October 9, 2016

kardashian

Being famous for absolutely no reason at all

"She only did it to become famous. She is a total Kardashian"

by The_Kit_Kat_Artist March 28, 2016

kardashian

(adj.) what results from pimping oneself out in the context of lowest-common-denominator pop-culture, selling yourself to all comers, living a life completely constructed and organized for this purpose

"The catering was free, 'cuz they promised to mention her in US magazine..... Man, how Kardashian is that?"

by dégoûté August 23, 2011

kardashian

someone who is absolutely worthless and yet they become more successful than those who actually contribute to society.

Televangelists make more money than teachers. They are such kardashians.

by BuffcoatandBeaver August 27, 2013

kardashian

A dickhead who acts like he/she has everything in the world and is way richer than society when he/she has not even reached the age of 18

Me: Ugh. Kim can be such a kardashian somtimes

You: I know right

by leonides11 August 7, 2014

Kardashians

A messed up family that nobody really cares about except lame middle-aged women with no life.

Mike: Dude does anybody even care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom, dude.

by yuareyou August 5, 2012

kardashian

kardashian: When you deflate enough of the air out of your blow up doll to roll up the upper torso like a tube of toothpaste, leaving nothing but over-inflated buttocks and legs.

He had to kardashian his love doll so he could see less of what he was doing. It was the only way he could get his rocks off.

by ray leonicus January 5, 2015