kanes

A Texan with a questionable sordid past who uses the internet to prey on anything female until one shows interest. Then he tricks her into falling for him, and travels to see her. He will proceed to drug her and marry her.

"Dude, that guy with the really greasy hair and creepy face? The one that looks like a rapist? Yeah he met his wife off the net, yo! He's a real Kanes!"

by Horatio McDougall May 2, 2005

kane

Currently a big ugly guy who got his freak on with lita and is now about to get a baby

oh my god kane put your mask back on!!!!!!

by RET September 21, 2004

Kane

An amazing boy who has the most beautiful blue eyes and blonde/brown hair.He gets jelous of Ty Borden easily!

I love Kane

by Iceicebaby112 April 23, 2018

Kane

Kane is the short friend who always wears hoodies. He is totally gay but always denies it. Probably the only male in the group but hangs around a lot of guys too. He's really chill and laid-back.

Person 1: "Yo, who is that small kid hanging around those girls?"
Person 2: "Oh, that's Kane. Rumour is that he's gay."

by BiasedShadows October 27, 2019

Kane

first murdererer. cl inn ical ly ch allen ged middle ea ste rn wh ite boy

kane ur gay
nO iM nOt

by haleyeatstrannies April 25, 2019

Kaning

Farting on your boyfriend/girlfriend with extreme force causing one to be sexually aroused

My night started out with kaning, which led to me receiving dome

by DomeShot December 2, 2013

Kane

Poor spoiled weird Russian boy who always says “no u” even though it’s not a proper insult

Kane says no u

by Aaa smsmsmspsp October 16, 2019