Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To become so intoxicated you have no recollection of waving your dick around like you just don’t care

Maaan, I went to that party and I wasn’t just trashed. I wasn’t just wasted. I was straight up Brett Kavanaugh drunk.

by BKdrunjj September 26, 2018

Kaivan

A fine young man. Polite, sweet, down to earth and hilarious. Nerdy in the best way and handsome.

Kaivan is fine as hell!

by lilraddchica October 4, 2016

kavan

Kavan is a tough lad who can’t possess people ceilings and make them fall down and nearly kill you when you say his name

Have you heard kavan made my ceiling fall down on Friday the 13th

Wow that’s crazy

by Holasoydora101 August 14, 2019

kavanaugh scale

The likelyhood, on a scale of 1 to 10, of a person being molested or assaulted in a given institution.

Sue "I got into Yale!"
Brett "You better be careful, I heard that's a six on the Kavanaugh scale."

by Teeeeeeerent October 2, 2018

Kavanaughed

To get locked in a room and groped with a hand over your mouth.

Shut your mouth bitch, before you get Kavanaughed.

by Braintank October 5, 2018

Kavanaughed

To be on the recieving end of drunken sexual misconduct and/or assault.

The party was ruined for Mindy after Bobby Kavanaughed her.

by JimmyRussells October 6, 2018

Kavanaugh

Verb. Active/Intransitive. To get so drunk that one commits terrible acts and then never admits to them, including but not limited to farting, vomiting, passing out, throwing the rest of your drink in someone's face, shoving your penis into someone's face, allowing gang rapes to occur in your midst while you stand around and laugh, and pairing up with your best drinking buddy to attempt rape.

When a person Kavanaughs, he should be considered a possible felon, should trigger a legitimate investigation -- Senate hearing or not, and is automatically disqualified from holding any judicial position, especially a position as a Supreme Court Judge.

by colloquialist23 October 3, 2018