Kristy

The biggest goober alive. Kristy is very silly, very outgoing, and everyone loves to call her the biggest goober in the universe

"Kristy is such a goober"

by Goobers90 August 13, 2024

Kristy

A person who, despite the mounting evidence, refuses to admit that she's old

Kristy: I'm 40 and my best friends are cats but I'm not old

by JaxxieReed January 18, 2025

Kristy Crust

The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.

Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 29, 2020

kristy pepper

The coolest , down to earth chick you will ever meet. A unicorn. All men want her, but none can have her.. except Justin Bieber.

I wish I was Kristy pepper

by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut June 21, 2022

Kristy Kay

She is unfuckwithable in any arena and will forever remain loyal to those who remain true to her. She may be considered a Boss Bitch and can hold her own in the streets or the sheets

"I know you said you'd keep it real...but are you Kristy Kay with it real?"

by SSOREAL January 18, 2017

Kristy Pepper

A stunning lady that can steal your heart with one look, her heart only belongs to one man and that man is the luckiest man in the world, when she loves you she loves you unconditionally, she is amazing, and perfect in every way. You all better find a different Kristy be pepper cause this Kristy is on a mission to grow old with her man, so move on fellas, she's already taken.

That girl Kristy pepper can steal your heart with one look.

by 10-18-22 February 13, 2023

Kristy lynn Small

An amazing girl who cared for more people then you could imagine. very loving and everyone who knew her loved or cared for her very much.
She was out spoken loud and fun. Very beautiful and kind hearted, enjoyed partying it up and having a good time.
She will always be missed.

That girl is kristy Lynn small beautiful.

by thatgurl90 September 22, 2010