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Kris
A nickname for a person with a general intelligence similar to that of a five year-old. Often completely oblivious to the world around them.
Person 1: Aren't Muslims peaceful people that love America?
Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!
Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!
Kris by UncleSam50 June 27, 2008
Kris
A form of a storyteller. Someone that usually has a few rich uncles. May exaggerate details as he goes along. Continues with a chain of half true, half false events.
Kris by Anonymous Personafication August 28, 2010
Kris
A Kris often refers to the weird angle sometimes demonstrated by many peni (plural). This may be an acute angle near the tip (or head) of the shaft, but in dyslexics a right angle may be prevalent; in this case surgery is often required.
Person 1. "OMG, thats the purplest and most wavey thing I have ever seen...what is that?"
Person 2. "Its a Kris"
Person 3. "Im calling the police"
Person 2. "Its a Kris"
Person 3. "Im calling the police"
Kris
The boy with the biggest cock and who wants to shove it in tight white girl pussy. But is sensitive and cries sometimes. He will hurt you but you always forgive him. We will lick cum off of a girls tits and stick in ur ass.
Kris was GREAT last night!!
kris
A man with who only looks out for himself and girls he is trying to hook up with. But they never will hook up. He is also a man who avoids all conversations that he doesn't like by humming and dancing foolishly. His catch phrase is "Nice try" and he walks toe-heel. He spends his life playing video games and believes himself to be a sexy man...but he's not. He is a general douchebag. douchebag Nice Try
kris by Somebody-I-Don't-Know July 8, 2010