knitted Nightmare

a chainmail like wool garment, worn by a women of a certain age.

“Oh mum, you must be boiling in the knitted nightmare!!”

by smelly old witch June 20, 2020

knitting booties

The after effects of shagging without rubber.
When your girl starts knitting booties as she
sports a baby bump, you know you'll HAVE to either
get hitched or pay child support.

I know I want a cute girl to be knitting booties,
but I need have cabbage to support her and her
kids... once we're married.

by CDSmith1967 October 14, 2006

Tight Knit

A close group of people that all have some kind of ridiculous steez.

Kid 1:"Hey did you see that new clothing line Tight Knit?"

Kid 2:"Yeah dude, I am TightKnit"

by lue rando February 21, 2010

Knit Crocs

Crocs that can only be bought at target.

Hey whats your major? I know it cant be fashion, you are wearing knit crocs.

by John Jacob Dole Bowl December 06, 2011

knitting the devil

the act of creating a stereotype of someone unworthy or evil so as to preclude the behaviors associated with this stereotype in your immediate community/social group. Commonly done by people with more power or in grooming situations to avoid accountability.

The boss was knitting the devil when he asked, "You aren't one of those people that asks a lot questions about our clients, are you? " to the new employee.

by Chester_irl August 31, 2021

croch knitting

Croch knitting is a middle ground between knitting and crocheting. Used by people that would prefer not to specify which. It's usually involves knitting in ones lap or literally knitting croches together.

Andy is croch knitting in the other room.

by DollyCrazy June 28, 2018

knitting a hat

Hard, long sex

I had sex for so long, I was knitting a hat!

by Big daddy "skin" March 06, 2015