Kerfluffle

Noun, smaller scale FUBAR situation. A mildly annoying happening. A slightly fucked problem.

Well this report is quite the kerfluffle!

It's just a kerfluffle pulling these weeds.

by Kael_Smoothie August 3, 2020

kerfloofy

When things go wonky.

"WILLOW
Wouldn't be the first time. I kinda
have a history with my witchy
subconscious making things go
kerfloofy. Remember the wacky 'I
can't see you, you can't see me'
spell?" -Warren/Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

by Rimmie Borden October 2, 2004

kerflooie

The going awry of an ordered and working system.

The disruption of a teleology.

Etymology: From the South, perhaps Georgia.

My first round of RNA test results went kerflooie.

by Ruthie Qulick November 1, 2007

kerfluffer

n. One who continuously stimulates a kerfuffle (see), ofttimes in the performance of their professional responsibilities. e.g. Ann Coulter, Jim Hoft, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin. (from "fluffer" the off-camera porn movie person responsible for maintaining the commercial functionality of the male equipment between takes + "kerfuffle").

The kerfluffers are challenging Obama's birth certificate again.

by ed-waldo August 3, 2010

kerflooping

Futuristic Moshing

"Grandpa Dylan, what is moshing?"
"You guys call it kerflooping now"

"Omg I didn't know people kerflooped in the 90's!"

by themanbeastofsummerside March 7, 2017

Kerfluffle

Kerfluffle means everyone and everything, all that once was and all that will be. Kerfluffle is the line between love and hate, life and death. Kerfluffle can see into your mind. Kerfluffle, CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL!!!!

kerfluffle is completely epic.

by that one epic person.......... March 1, 2012

kirfloink

Replaces the definition Sex

- Jared will never get Kirfloinked
- Jared Kirfloinkes his mom as well as his dog (which This kirfloink action led to an immense amount of herpies),and of coarse Kirfloinking himself.

by I Kirfloinked Your MOM August 8, 2006