Klaus Mikaelson

the most hottest fictional character alive

KLAUS MIKAELSON IS SO HOT I CANT.

by Klausmikaelsonhotasf April 8, 2021

Klaus Iohanis

some(Romanian) President that has a lot of houses and talks about online school.
Gets money and the population is poor asf

did u heard what the President Klaus Iohanis said?
no cuz im deaf

by The ugly blue man February 2, 2021

Kwanza Klaus

A disturbing fat black man, posing as Santa around Christmas time.

Yo bitch, was Kwanza Klaus good to you?

Be careful, or Kwanza Klaus will ass-rape you in your sleep.

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Klaus of Paris

When you are having sex doggy-style with a lady and you are eating cheesecake off of her back.

“Hey baby wanna come over for some Netflix and Klaus of Paris?!”

by Kaikoji March 3, 2019

Klaus mikaelson

Klaus is the sexy original hybrid we all love. He is from the show the vampire diaries and the originals, with an older smexy brother called Elijah. Also Klaroline should have been endgame.

Friend: do you know who Klaus mikaelson is?

Me: ofc he is the sexy original hybrid

by A tonick shipper December 31, 2020

Klaus mikaelson

Klaus is the sexy original hybrid who everyone loves, he is from the vampire diaries and the originals. He has a smexy older brother called Elijah. Also Klaroline should have been endgame

Friend: do u know who Klaus mikaelson is?

Me: yh he is the sexy hybrid I'm gonna marry

by A tonick shipper December 31, 2020

Dirty Klaus

When a baseball player starts playing golf, but they suck at both.

Yo the whole team just pulled a dirty klaus.

by unfort February 22, 2021