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kidney juice

urine; liquid waste excreted from the kidneys into the bladder and then out of the body.
Jake whipped it out and let go of some kidney juice.
by kajoe September 19, 2006
mugGet the kidney juicemug.

gorilla kidney

Party and club favorite - whipping out and squeezing your balls at the base of you sac with 1 hand until they turn purple and veins start to bulge. For the total effect your free hand should be flailing over your head while you gyrate your hips and yell "I'm a pimp... look at me bitches!!!"
BG whipped out his GORILLA KIDNEY with pride as it was freshly shorn and smooth as a babies ass!
by Swoop Deville June 1, 2006
mugGet the gorilla kidneymug.

kidney block

When your kidneys come out of your body to kick some ass. Side effects may include death.
This guy tried to kidney punch me, but luckily i kidney blocked that motherfucker. Still haven't gotten my kidneys back though.
by AngryPirateVictim October 8, 2016
mugGet the kidney blockmug.

Kidney-Tickler

An action performed when a phallus or other phallic object creates a tickling sensation typically located around the area of the kidneys or diaphragm.
"I haven't been able to walk right since he gave me a kidney-tickler."
by thekidneytickler March 1, 2019
mugGet the Kidney-Ticklermug.

kidney crusher

Very large penis that is used in such a manner that it crushes one's internal organs.
Shannon looks so good after I'm drunk on whiskey that I'd like to run my kidney crusher all up in her.
by Skincane January 22, 2014
mugGet the kidney crushermug.

Kidney Room

You: Can I go to the Kidney Room?
God: The what?
You: The Kidney Room
God: THE WHAT?!!
You: The restroom
God: Sure...
by Michael VII May 16, 2017
mugGet the Kidney Roommug.

kidney tits

N. Saggy, vaguely kidney-shaped man-breasts. Can be large or small.
Gonis does not have pecs. Instead, he has a pair of kidney tits.
by AbroadinIreland June 10, 2010
mugGet the kidney titsmug.

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