by kajoe September 19, 2006

Party and club favorite - whipping out and squeezing your balls at the base of you sac with 1 hand until they turn purple and veins start to bulge. For the total effect your free hand should be flailing over your head while you gyrate your hips and yell "I'm a pimp... look at me bitches!!!"
by Swoop Deville June 1, 2006

This guy tried to kidney punch me, but luckily i kidney blocked that motherfucker. Still haven't gotten my kidneys back though.
by AngryPirateVictim October 8, 2016

An action performed when a phallus or other phallic object creates a tickling sensation typically located around the area of the kidneys or diaphragm.
by thekidneytickler March 1, 2019

Shannon looks so good after I'm drunk on whiskey that I'd like to run my kidney crusher all up in her.
by Skincane January 22, 2014

You: Can I go to the Kidney Room?
God: The what?
You: The Kidney Room
God: THE WHAT?!!
You: The restroom
God: Sure...
God: The what?
You: The Kidney Room
God: THE WHAT?!!
You: The restroom
God: Sure...
by Michael VII May 16, 2017

by AbroadinIreland June 10, 2010
