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Jenked

To be shook, woke or fucked up by something funny or surprising.
Melissa getting suspended got me hella jenked.

Have you seen the nose job Jess got? it jenked me up.
by Lovelifedefinitions8978 November 8, 2017
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Jankedy-ass-hoopidy

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.
by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009
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jiz junkey

A female/male who can't get enough cum in his/her pussy/ass
Sarah that fucking whore, she's such a fucking jiz junkey, i'm gonna go fuck her ass
by Sir Jerks-A-Lot August 24, 2003
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Blue Veined Junket Pumper

Australian slang, similar to blue vein cane, used to describe the male genitalia. Fairly uncommon, but use is widespread, not restricted to certain areas.
"So i gave her some goodness from my BLUE VEINED JUNKET PUMPER"
by Old No7 March 4, 2008
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junket

n. a free trip provided by employer etc... considered a perk
"another junket this week"
by Pete January 20, 2004
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janked

that tv is all old and doesn't work right, it's janked.

that girl is a nasty whore, she's janked.
by LooP February 19, 2004
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Junkadoon

The closest parallel example would be a very crunchy hippie. A junkadoon does not carry the same values as a hippie, just the crunchiness. They are often homeless and always dirty. Their appearance is part punk, part hippie, part homeless. Imagine a backcountry hippie thats lost its value. They will often have extreme tattoos/piercings, strangely cut/colored hair, and can be found loitering in dirty cities. As far as fashion goes, overalls are preferred. They often are found playing music in the streets for money.
Once you see one for yourself, you will know it. That is a Junkadoon.
by Tiber46 November 7, 2010
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