jump into an ATM

To rob a bank, generally at night.

Josh: "oi bruv"

George: ""Oi bruv?" It’s like we’re about to jump into an ATM."

Twilight Sparkle: *just staring*

by The_One_The_Fuzziest_46 December 8, 2025

jump right into it

The staple introductory saying for any video review of anything ever made by any Youtube reviewer.
At first unnoticeable, it soon becomes highly irritating and leaves a feeling of prejudice against the person saying it.

'Ok so let's jump right into it'
'We're just gonna jump right into this review'
SHUT UP.

by Caeciro June 12, 2011

The infamous base jump

When a female (or male if your gay) is sleeping, you wake up before them and lay them belly down to the bed, tying your spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner. WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her the infamous base jump and she died of eternal ass bleeding... Oh dear

by Quastel Laywanka April 17, 2010

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

canadian jumpingjacks

The sexual act of performing jumping jacks naked while your partner gives you head. And if you want to really get into it you can add some maple syrup and the 1998 Denver broncos!

Man last night was awesome me and my girl were doing some canadian jumpingjacks with the 1998 Denver broncos and maple syrup it was fantastic.

by the side effect January 9, 2010

jumping ships

when someone decides to switch sides just because the side they were originally on was losing.

That douche was jumping ships just because they suck

by Fogol December 27, 2009

Jumping jackass

This is someone who is aggressively, obnoxious and loudly idiotic.

Geraldo is a real jumping jackass!

by I, Wreckerrr April 16, 2021