Juke

To ejaculate into ones mouth, and cause it to squirt out ones eyes by slapping the back of the head repeatedly.

Jason and Bubba like to juke with one another.

by shawn_the_maniac October 22, 2008

Juke

To jam it up someones ass without lube

Andre got juked my Disel in Prison.

by Woo! August 11, 2004

juke

To stroke you penis. Whack Off.

Rapilgrim likes to juke to monkey porn/

by bigigilgrim June 15, 2004

juke

To stab, or to have sex.

A yo me and home girl was "juken" all night!

by JESS-MAN!!! May 13, 2003

Juke

To juke is to stab or slice with a knife or sharp edge. A juke can be anything with a sharp edge.

Person 1 : I'll juke you.
Person 2 : You wouldn't stab someone in the open.
Person 1 : I already have my knife out

by Dez.xo June 30, 2010

Juke

When you're really turned on and disgusted at the same time, and jizz/puke out of your mouth.

Coined by the College Humor staff in their video Juke as part of their All Nighter: III

Dan: "I juke whenever I watch two girls one cup"
Matt: "So do I! I mean the girls are so hot, but its so disgusting at the same time... its hard not to juke"

by waitzsauce December 14, 2009

juke

To juke is to sell or slang drugs on the streets

I don't work for my money i juke on the set

by corndawg321 December 17, 2009