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judgement day 

The only way the church keep Christians in line, by scaring them about judgement day, which COULD be tomorrow.
Priest: The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
Scientist: *spouts scientific evidence for rise in volcanoes*
Priest: ... The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
judgement day by thejamdude January 6, 2006

cooter-clouded judgement

(noun) When females let their horny-ness get the better of their judgement.
After a night out drinking with her friends, her cooter-clouded judgement took over and she drunk-texted her ex to come over for breakup sex.

She confessed her lust to a friend via drunken email. She allowed her cooter-clouded judgement to take over.

judgement 

judgement is the main reason why social exists
judgement by Dubiks January 4, 2019

Judge Mental 

"You are judge mental"
"My judge is fucking mental"
Judge Mental by Dudemeniscus November 22, 2017

Judgmental 

If you think stupid people are stupid, you are judgmental. If you think ugly people are ugly, you are judgmental.

It has adopted a negative connotation as the practice of paying any unbiased attention to behavior pattern of others becomes taboo. It's only socially acceptable to acknowledge all successes and instantly forget all failures, that way no true judgement of a person's behavior pattern can be formed. If people weren't afraid to actually tell when others were incompetent, much of modern society would unfold.
A: <says something really really stupid>
B: <makes WTF-face>
A: "OMG I hate you- you so judgmental."
C: "Yeah wtf, A, learn some manners."
Judgmental by WimperofReason May 21, 2011

judgement 

1. Judgement occurs when the judgee is struck with; either "the stick of judgement" (1 - 4) or with "the ball of judgement", both currently in use in Devon, UK.

2. The act of vigilante violence.
1. Judgement will be brought upon you.

2. Judgement will be brough on all cunting motherfuckers.