Collecting cum from an orifice (esp. the ass) in a cup and having someone drink it. This porn routine was made famous by the great gonzo porn director Jules Jordan. Similar to felching, but the cum is collected in a cup.
In Weapons of Ass Destruction, Jules Jordan fired his load into Bella Donna’s ass and used a high ball glass to catch the load after he pulled his dick out of her ass. Then, he had her drink the Jules Jordan Cocktail.
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Most Jules's in the world grow up having their name made fun of when they are young, like "Hey Jules - like family jewels!" or "Jules? That's a girl's name! ...there's this chick Jules in my 'hood who gives good head."
But the male Jules who matures past the age of pre-pubescent name-calling eventually develops an empathy for people with odd names, and becomes adventurous, cultured, creative, and daring. They eventually attain a high level of respectability, and make excellent civic leaders, husbands, fathers, and bodyguards.
This carefully constructed personality allows them to associate equally with elitists and badasses, like Jules (played by Samuel L. Jackson), who serves as Mr. Wallace's henchman and thus himself is a badass in the Tarantino cult classic film, Pulp Fiction.
Most Jules's in the world grow up having their name made fun of when they are young, like "Hey Jules - like family jewels!" or "Jules? That's a girl's name! ...there's this chick Jules in my 'hood who gives good head."
But the male Jules who matures past the age of pre-pubescent name-calling eventually develops an empathy for people with odd names, and becomes adventurous, cultured, creative, and daring. They eventually attain a high level of respectability, and make excellent civic leaders, husbands, fathers, and bodyguards.
This carefully constructed personality allows them to associate equally with elitists and badasses, like Jules (played by Samuel L. Jackson), who serves as Mr. Wallace's henchman and thus himself is a badass in the Tarantino cult classic film, Pulp Fiction.
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“I had sex with this girl last night”
“Oh yeah? How was it?”
“I mean the sex was fire, but she pulled a dirty Jules and asked me what the meaning of life really was in the middle of it”.
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“I mean the sex was fire, but she pulled a dirty Jules and asked me what the meaning of life really was in the middle of it”.
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