JOSIAH IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, THEY CAN SLAY ANY BOOTY AND ARE INSANELY POWERFUL. JOSIAH IS HOT ASF AND HUMBLE. ANY GIRL IS WHO HAS JOSIAH AS THEIR MAN IS EXTREMELY LUCKY
by A Girl who knows alot January 16, 2021
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she's definitely cute but at times, really really dumb.
Jiahs can find better better guys. Always.
she is somehow weird, smart and pretty at the same time.
when she's sleepy/ moody, she tends to not listen to her surroundings carefully. but it's ok! because she's Jiah!
oh, she also has a great music taste.
she's definitely cute but at times, really really dumb.
Jiahs can find better better guys. Always.
she is somehow weird, smart and pretty at the same time.
when she's sleepy/ moody, she tends to not listen to her surroundings carefully. but it's ok! because she's Jiah!
oh, she also has a great music taste.
nick: omg its jiah! Jiah Min has a great music taste!
Ms Lu: JIAH!!
ethan: you turned me into a swiftie!
stella: Jiah? are you even listening to me!
Ms Lu: JIAH!!
ethan: you turned me into a swiftie!
stella: Jiah? are you even listening to me!
by ?is it me? April 3, 2023
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