Joozered

A state of being completely consumed by the liquor. Past frozzled, just before being passed the fuck out.

Yo dog I was so joozered last night that I pissed in some girls bookbag.

by Tha big d January 22, 2018

jonmerich

responsible, nice, kind, person that will put his family 1st before him.

Jonmerich is a nice person.

by KamiBunny16 March 16, 2018

Josmer Method

A study technique used by students, mostly in college or university. It involves binge drinking the night before an exam/s and writing it hungover. This kills anxiety and stress since you are nursing a massive headache.

Yo Zee stop worrying about your midterms. Just use the Josmer Method and you'll probably be fine

by tbvd ain uigrwnrvo ahin gu March 9, 2019

josmerie

Josmerie is the baddest bitch, she is limited edition, she has two sides, she might look nice at first, but as you get ro know her more she has a dark side, she plays any kind of game and she's has a chill personality.

"JOSMERIE, IS THE COOLEST PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET"
"JOSMERIE IS THE BADDEST BITCH ALIVE AND FUN ASF"
"JOSMERIE MAKES EVERYTHING LIT"
"JOSMERIE, GIVES GOOD RELATIONSHIP ADVICE"

by IMABADBITCHANDALIVE June 17, 2020

joojer

Someone that is very attractive.

"Damn, you see that joojer back theres

by aartard August 5, 2020

Jooperise

When you spray aftershave into someone’s mouth, nose and eyes. Then tape them all shut so the spray can soak into the blood, leading to fatality.

Joe: “yo dad, I jooperised Nathaniel yesterday, he died...”

To get jooperised

I jooperised him

To jooperise

by PRODBYMYSTIC May 16, 2021

jolmer

Jolmer is a divine alcoholic, a real natos and is possibly the only drug user in his amazing totally not lame town.

“Sta ik strak???”
-jolmer

by Hasjkoning709 November 20, 2021