Jooosh

The act of fucking up or messing up.
Missing out on an opportunity.
Someone who screws up daily, often accompanied with the suffix: -bag

Your're jooshing up hard right now.
You joooshed up hard this time.
Quit being such a jooosh-bag.

by ma-wally February 24, 2010

Jockosexual

The act of hairy men/adolescent males piling up on top of each other and grunting, usually on top of some type of real or imagined "ball". It is enjoyed mainly on school ovals in many cultures.

"GRRRR! UH! OOOH!!!! WHERE'S THE BALL? RIGHT HERE!!!!!! OOOH!!!!! FOOTBALLS!! GRRRR!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!"

(From across the oval)
"Damn Jockosexuals."

by Emosexual "Deckers" and That Guy (Micah) July 1, 2006

jook

To stab some one or kinfe them

'Theres No-one around shall i jook this fool?'

'Yeh,dun kno'

by dally BOII December 27, 2008

Jooyoung

verb: To ambush a foe disguised a a house hold object.

ninja 1"Jooyoung last night?"
ninja 2"Jooyoung everynight."

by grollzen June 9, 2011

JOKO

A favorite past time for all humans of all ages and sex (mainly males). The acronym stands for "jack off knock out."

"hey what did you do last night"
"nothing much, just the usual. JOKO"
"Hey me too"

by JSAG January 15, 2008

jooos!

a group which, according to Howard Zinn and Cindy Sheehan, caused the Black Death, World War 1, the fall of the Roman Empire, and the Iraq War, has been behind every Republican administration ever, owns the large evil corporations, pollutes the world, and is responsible for the collapse of the World Worker's Soviet State.

Howard Zinn: Cindy, if you don't have sex with me, the jooos! will have won.
Cindy Sheehan: I'll get the soy sauce and mittens.

by Ed Zimmer December 18, 2007

jookie

A party in a can.

Featured on an old Sprite commercial.

Jookie, jookie, it's a party in a can!

by brouhaha August 4, 2009