Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.

Man, are you johnning tonight?!

by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019

Joansing for a boagie

feening for a cigarette

you can catch me at the ashtray joansing for a boagie

by anonymous May 21, 2022

johnning

Holding onto a any sort of weed for an extended amount of time.

Brett: Hey Chuck! Stop johnning THAT and pass it this way.

by chuckyvorhees December 8, 2010

Johnning

When you have completed a project and go back time after time to admire your own work!

After cleaning out my pantry (which was a war zone) I couldn't resist the urge to open the doors everytime I past by and john the end result.

Tom was johnning the new deck he built every 5 minutes.

by tinymh August 13, 2009

Elton Johning

Sucking too long and too hard on a blunt. AKA "Bumming it". This definition combines the fact that Elton John is gay and possibly felches his boyfriend with the already popular and associative term "bumming it" to coalesce the two into a singular and greater form.

Dude: Pass the blunt man..
.. passes blunt ...
Dude: fuck man, you must have really been Elton Johning that!

by craig6398 December 1, 2016

Johning

The act when you fuck up bad or banging.

Hey carl get the fuck out of the room I am johning my girlfriends

by Anon2020 July 19, 2016

Joaning

Engaging in long and generally awkward conversations.

Oh look over there, Stephanie is Joaning so hard.

by Gooeyness June 12, 2018