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You're such a Joe Biden

A Joe Biden is a real, true, ultimate gigachad. He's sexy and everyone wants him as sugar Daddy. Usually they are light haired and tall. Facial features are sharp, and their bodies are a cause of instant orgasm.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Paul, the new guy?
Person 2: Yeaaa!! He's such a Joe Biden!! I want him to be my sugar Daddy
Person 1: I know right!! Have you seen that body!? And that face!! Look there he is!!
Person 2: HEY PAUL! You're such a Joe Biden!! Shit I think I'm hard...
by LizzieInnit February 8, 2022
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Guy1: Fuck Joe Biden
Guy2: You're a very smart person
Guy1: how do you know that? You just met me so how do you know how smart I am?
Guy2: because you said fuck joe biden, so you are obviously a smart person and you know what's up
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America's hot grandpa
Joe Biden is America's hot grandpa. Oh baby, he could President me any day of the week!
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Joe Biden

Joe Biden is the 46th President of the United States (and incumbent as of 2021). He was sworn in on January 20, 2021, along with his running mate and incumbent Vice President, Kamala Harris. He loves trains, was an experienced Senator from 1973 to 2009, and served as VP under President Obama from 2009 to 2017. He defeated Donald Trump in the 2020 elections. He has ridden the Amtrak since his family had died in a car crash.
Joe Biden is the coolest old man ever.
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Bro Joe Biden just won the election
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I like Joe Biden. He is a good president.

Two words that would never come out of anyone's mouth unless they have been taking hallucinogenic shrooms.
Dave: So, Gonzales, th-th-th-this is what shroooooooo-oooooooooo-oooooooms are like, and I (hic) like 'em.
Gonzales: I like Joe Biden. He is a good president. (Hic) And the Earth is flat. (Hic)
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