Premium Snow Jobber

The act of dipping your penis into snow and then reiciving head while warm water is tossled around in the cock suckers mouth.

Everyone wants a Premium Snow Jobber from the Posse Of The Dirty Dale.

by posseakat September 12, 2005

Jobbie Weecha

A more fun idea than the sceptic tank, this "ladle on a spring" device that ejects poo from an aeroplane once you flush the toilet. The Jobbie Weecha reportedly "Weechs" the jobbie out so fast it disintegrates-answering queries on why there is no raining shit.

Popularized by Billy Connolly

"Where does your shit go on a plane? A sceptic tank couldn't hold that amount."

"The Jobbie Weecha Weechs it oot"

by Beef n chips October 21, 2009

Steve Jobbed

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.

I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!

by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008

Jodie

A true friend who gives someone a chance before she judges them.

Is there for anyone who is hurt or feeling hurt. Good at making people feel better.

Lights up a room with her smile. A loyal companion. Never uses people for there advantages.

Is kind hearted to those who are as well.

jodie the best person to become friends with

by Kyle basse December 30, 2013

blow jobber

A cheap and desperate female that is so starved for attention that she is quick to unzip a mans pants and inert his penis. These women usually have deflated self esteems and have bimbo names like Cristal or Jaimie.

That blow jobber was eager to orally please my husband.

by suhweetT November 1, 2013

Jobist

Is an adjective of someone who won't go out with someone who works with.

Coworker: I know we are coworkers.
Me: I don't date people from work.
Coworker: You are Jobist!

by Sakurakage September 9, 2019

HOBITY JOBITY

A WAY OF EXPRESSING YOUR SELF IN AN EXCITING WAY

HOBITY JOBITY I WON THE GAME!!!!!!! yag si revilO

by HOBITY JOBITY December 2, 2020