jizzuccino

A cappuccino made with the use of semen instead of milk.

Mike used his jizz to make a jizzuccino.

by franky32084 June 22, 2010

jizzapped

A new form of contraception being investigated by researchers. The doctor administers a dose of ultrasound to the testicles, which can stop the production of sperm.

‎"Do you have a condom?"

"No, but I jizzapped my balls earlier.."

by Digital Venus March 6, 2012

jizzum jellyfish

After having sex in a swimming pool, you pull out, leaving a cloud of jizzum resembling a jellyfish.

"When I came out of the water, I had Justin's jizzum jellyfish on my face."

by Uncle Jerry Sandusky June 5, 2014

jizzumed

When ones penis explodes with mighty white organisms.

I jizzumed in my pants when I saw that weapon

by Natemanb09 November 7, 2015

jizzapult

When someone cums on a spoon and catapults it into someone’s mouth

Bob sent a jizzapult at Ron and numbed his mouth

by WATERes May 27, 2021

Autism-Jizzum

When that one guy from school who has more learning disabilities than you have skin cells finally gets laid and the girl doesn't realize how fucked up he really is until he orgasms.

Linda: "I was totally fucking Brent and it was great until he came. Then he was clapping his elbows together and trying to lick his shoulder. It was total Autism-Jizzum!"

by Horizonborne May 25, 2018

jizzapointing

Something that's so disappointing that you spontaneously ejaculate.

Kamil's grade in architecture class was very jizzapointing.

by cracka ass fantastic February 18, 2011