jizzboarding

Exactly like waterboarding, except that instead of water being used, it's, uh, jizz.

Your sister loves jizzboarding! A-and your mom too!

by Hugh Lloyd December 23, 2008

jizztory

history with someone's dick. normally happening between a boy and girl.

Ex 1:
"Oh man, Bob's lookin gooddddd today!"
"Bob? The one that has jizztory with Sue?"
"Ew. Grimey. Yeah, that one."

Ex 2:
"Fool, im about to hook up with Mary tonight at the party. This shit's gonna go down in the jizztory books"

by ChelseaaaaBeeeee February 29, 2008

jizzrocket

A sperm powered rocket. The propellant is made from mixing together gunpowder and sperm it is then left until it sets hard.

Light the jizzrocket then stand well back.

by TeAmSK June 19, 2009

jizzbo

A sexual term for witch when a guy get of to elbows and like to cum on elbows.

Charlie is a jizzbo.

by jimjimjimmay March 10, 2008

jizzoptysis

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).

Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.

by Sherby November 21, 2006

jizztot

An adjective outlying the term "fan boy" but 12 notches higher. A jizztot is the supreme of fan boys.

"Hey, you See that kid over there. Biggest Jennifer Lawrence jizztot ever."

by chocotrain February 12, 2015

Jizzio

The type of recuperative excercise needed after sustaining a penis injury.

The doctor gave me a requisition for jizzio therapy, after that all night bang fest with Timmy's mom.

by Triwolf July 30, 2018