jizz-inducing

(adj.) Literally, to coax jizz out of a man's balls. Used to describe a thing or person that is hot.

'Man, these are some jizz-inducing pics!'

by keyshaw May 5, 2004

Jizz Walk

The awkward moments post fuck between bed and bathroom where a girl must contain her lovers baby batter caged within her box, in order to avoid a trail of cum being left like that of Hansel and Gretels breadcrumb path home. This is usually carried out in the manner of one who's knees have been sewn together, with the lower leg replicating the motions of a set of fast moving bicycle pedals, and therefore killing even the last smidgen of post cum face attraction dead.

"Oh, I nearly got caught short on that jizz walk"

"I near slid on my arse during a jizz walk once"

"Don't laugh at me doing the Jizz walk"

"Love there's some tissues there - fuck the jizz walk!"

by imaffit November 27, 2009

Jizz Slick

Creamy white or off white film found floating on top of water found in bathtubs, whirlpools, party coves, and most commonly hot tubs

Ervis: Bro lets get in the hot tub dude
Drago: Nahh man theres a pretty gnarly jizz slick in there from Vinny last night

by Chawwee3 January 3, 2011

Jizz Ant

Ants found throughout the homosexual parks of Queensland, Australia. The large size of the ants is primarily attributed to the extra protein they receive from ingesting sperm (Jizz). The ants often congregate in the public toilets within the parks due to the abundance of Jizz often spilt of the ground during certain homosexual acts.

1. Don't go in the toilets I just saw a huge Jizz Ant in there.

by Gould Adams March 3, 2011

Jizz Guzzling Eel

A man of very large proportion, normally 6 foot 7 or taller, who hangs around the team and professes to be a part of it but finished his career in the 15's.

Look at that jizz guzzling eel, he thinks he could play quarterback for the Broncs.

by Frank Handle October 20, 2023

Italian Jizz

Sara's favourite substance. Luca's the supplier. Don't tell Dave.

Sara what's that on your pants?
Oh, it's just Pasta Sauce
Julia and Zoe *synchronised*: ITALIAN JIZZ

by CESARSABITCH May 24, 2019

all fizz and no jizz

Adjective to describe an arrogant, conceited male who portrays himself as a major player with the ladies but when it comes to performing the sex act, he totally sucks at it and disappoints every chick that he fucks by cumming prematurely and blowing only a tiny, pathetic amount of jizz.

Allie: That baller you fucked last night must have been spectacular in bed, huh?

Brittney: No way! That loser was all fizz and no jizz!

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016