jizzminge

The term used for someone called Jasmine. A Jizzminge is something of a hoe but a tranquilised mattress in bed.

'she's a bit of a jizzminge'
'Jizzminge, come here'

by ricechristies June 27, 2022

P-jizzlin'

The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas.

I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy

by team analplug May 28, 2016

jizbin

A wildly promiscuous women who is only alive so that men can go to her to drain themselves, and meet their sexual needs.

Keith went to the local jizbin,Chantelle, to get his bang on.

by Jacquise May 23, 2006

Jizzling

The word that describes when it's not raining hard, but the raindrops are so big that it's very annoying.

I usually don't mind the rain, but it's jizzling out.

by Joecracko December 3, 2009

jizzmin

a girl who loves jizz in her face

did you see jizzmin walking down the street shes such a slu

by baklau June 15, 2010

jizzbiz

A business that involves jizz!

OwL Shimy owns his own jizzbiz!

by mrtanooki January 2, 2004

Jizzling

Where there is a a sprinkling/drizzling of something (typically snow) and is somewhat patchy around the area being described and doesn't cover the whole area or even a thin layer of what is being described. Not much is present.

Tom: Do you think it's going to snow?

Frank: Most likely, but would only be a jizzling.
Tom. A jizzling would be better than nothing!
Frank: Enough to write "jizzling" in it hopefully!!

by Padfoot.'n'.Prongs September 6, 2016