inter-jinxed

when nothing on the internet works for you, while your friends happily surf away

your facebook page layout is messed up, links sent on your on, off, on, off msn say cannot be displayed and your passwords never save or work - INTER-JINXED.

by frizzzee March 30, 2009

Bed jinxed

When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them

“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam

by Doodlebreath May 27, 2018

Luna-jimed

To be corrected on your astrological knowledge in an anal manner; almost patronising in nature.

"omg last week Lana totally Luna-Jimed me on Pluto facts; feltpatronising"

"Bessica was telling me about the mercury retrograde and I had to Luna-Jim her, she can't be spreading misinformation"

by binguswingusfingusbess July 23, 2021