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Gypsy jingle

When after masturbating 7 or 8 times in a row, a high, annoying whistle, to the tune of the ROCKY theme song, emits from a cock, followed by a strong stream of blood clots and urine.
This happened to Bono after he kissed a six year old orphan boy. After, he said "that, little orphan boy, is a Gypsy Jingle."
by wordMan44 February 21, 2011
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fuck jingler

A person whom, for some reason or another, enjoys strapping jingle bells to their ballsack during sex, making a familiar holiday sound. Especially popular during the Christmas season.
Boy: Daddy! I think santa's at the Weinstein's house!

Dad: No son, Mr. Weinstein is just a fuck jingler.
by JakE May 21, 2007
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Jingleberries

When a man is having sex with a woman with an excess of butthair, and he unloads his jizz into the butthair. After a short amount of time, the jizz hardens and forms jingleberries.
Girl 1: Man I had sex with this guy last night, and now my butthair is stuck together.

Girl 2: Did you check if you have Jingleberries?
by The Creek 31 February 27, 2011
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Jingle the Wizard

Is a term for tsking a piss. Also can be used in a more sexual way for male ejaculation
Bob: Come on we have to catch the flight. Hurry Up!

John: I've got to go jingle the wizard.

He jingled his wizard all night long
by coolguy2121 May 10, 2009
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Jingle ballin'

Is one possessing the biggest nuts in the room during the holiday season. (Please note that this can and does apply to women as well).
Well, Christmas Kitten, what have you been up to.....jingle balling' and ho ho ho'ing?

Kelly - So, what's under that overcoat? Jillian - my jingle balls.

Yeah, I got your jingle balls!!!!!

All these hoes crammin' my mistletoe cuz I'm jingle ballin'.
by J Farrar January 15, 2012
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jinglefoot

A football player in the NFL who displays outrageous celebration while his team is losing by an insurmountable amount is known as a jinglefoot.
Colin kapernick jumped for joy after a 2 yard touchdown pass, and is only behind 36 points with 30 seconds left in the game, is known as a jinglefoot.
by Irwin R. Schister December 24, 2016
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Jingle Balls

Another version of Jingle Bells but for dirty minded people.

When a guys nuts are bouncy
Jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all night long. Oh what fun it is to ride a 6 foot 9 inch dick Ay!
by okidokibabie December 15, 2017
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