jewnormous

when saying something is large and jewish at the same time

Damn Ed, pull up your pants, your ass crack is jewnormous

by Tank D January 10, 2005

Jewmormon

A new religion started in the 21st century in middle Georgia that centers around the philosophy that e=mc^2, where everything equals my choice. Jewmormons usually are hard rockers, rebels, daredevils, and they never have a hard time with the ladies.

Man, those Jewmormons are so awesome, and they don't give a shit about anything!

by Dr lbs February 7, 2009

Jewmor

1) Jewish Humor. Usually jokes about circumcision, dreidels, making money, and large noses.

2) A Tumor found on the body of a jewish person.

Example #1: Want to hear some Jewmor? It's about Hannukkah!

Example #2: Did you see Abraham's Jewmor on his neck? The doctors are really worried...

by Oitotheworld December 13, 2010

jewturtle

a turtle raised by master splinter under a synagogue. who is too afraid to fight because of the fact that he doesnt want to waste any money on medical bills.

Thanks Jewturtle i just got my ass kicked.

by Master_Batter April 11, 2008

Jewton

Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.

"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."

by Andrew Cohen June 3, 2006

Ball Gobbling jewtard

One who puts testicles in his mouth and is in fact a JEW

Wow, that guy is a ball gobbling jewtard!

by Chode ala mode June 17, 2009

Nimmy Jewtron

the best meme

¨Nimmy Jewtron is the best meme.¨

by YETI's dictionary May 31, 2018