jewbagel

1.) A really delicious bagel from Einstein's Bagels.

2.) One who is being really stingy or whiney.

1.) Man, this jewbagel is fantastic with the cheese of cream!

2.)a. Chad: "No, seriously, you guys, my leg hurts! I was mauled by a tiger!"

Bob: "Shut up, Chad, and quit being such a jewbagel."

b. Jon: "30 cents for a pack of gum? That's outrageous! It used to be 25!"

Sid: "Quit being a fucking jewbagel and buy the gum, Jon."

by Natalie H. April 30, 2006

jewbay

To auction one's unused goods on eBay, discarding wealth in a material form into quick, cold hard cash.

"Barbara Streisand jewbayed her year-old Bentley because she decided to buy a Vespa."

by Infinism September 14, 2005

Jewlatto

A Jewlatto is a mixed Jew (ethnicity wise); from "mulatto." A jewlatto is someone who is of mixed Jewish ethnicity/race, usually half.

It's meaning and construction is similar to "Halfrican."

Does not pertain necessarily to Judaism (the ancient and traditional religion of Jews), but rather to a person's ethnic/racial heritage.

Lin Goldberg is a Jewlatto...she is half Jewish, half Chinese.

by A.J. Wassermann February 22, 2007

jewbag overlord

a jewish person that is the most jewish out of everyone in jewland, he rules the jews

freddy is a jewbag overlord hes such a faggot

by hsil1234 May 4, 2010

jewbaka

1) A Jewish wookie. Normally can be seen
wearing a yamaka, and playing with a
dreidel or a Hon solo. Relative of
Chewbaka, who is actually Hindu.
Stars in the movie "Star Wars Episode
3: Revenge of the Sith". Does not eat
pork.

2) A stupid half-Jew-half-Japanese. In
the Japanese language, baka means
stupid.

1) Let the jewbaka win.
or
Shabbat Shalom jewbaka.

2) You no good jewbaka.
or
You're probably the only jewbaka in
this whole world. I mean Jewish and
Japanese? Now that's rare.

by michael schacher April 20, 2005

jewbagel

Not to be confused with jew bagel, jewbagel is an insult that is used when you are trying to confuse or diss that person but every other word has been taken.

You: I HATE YOU, YOU GOD DAMN JEWBAGEL!!

Guy: What does that even mean?!!

by GTFO417 June 11, 2011

jew bat

a bat that hibernates in the nose of a jew during winter

i hate jew bats

by deshante kang October 4, 2008