Jewmatism

The force emitted by Jews that attracts anything flammable towards them.

“Goddamnit Noah stop taking my papers”
“I can’t my Jewmatism attracts flammable stuff

pls don’t burn me

by ToasterWaffleD September 13, 2019

jerathon

a noun, a word used to describe a marathon-sized online chat between friends.

"We're having a jerathon tonight on ICQ."

by andi & keese April 29, 2006

Jeratti

Ja-Rah-ti (n)- a rude word for an itialian person

Look at this Jeratti, your a Jeratti,

by MiNi ViNNY 617 December 4, 2010

Jeweate

Verb
To steal, cheat or otherwise materially take something from another with preconceived mal-intent

"Dammit Ryan, did you just jeweate my sandwich?"

by DRAID April 22, 2009

jerattack

Writing something witty on someone's facebook wall conversation that has shown up on your news feed that has absolutely nothing to do with you: exclusive posts to someone specific, conversations between couples, pathetic cries for emotional help (aka "This day sucked b/c..." statuses)

I love Danielle (Danielle says) I love you too! (you say) I hate you both! (You have just been jerattacked. Have a nice day.)

by jbubzz January 19, 2011

sneaky ginger jew rat

One who is quite sneaky with his/her scheme, has red hair (preferably kinky) and amassing large quantities of money or goods who will snitch you out come tax season.

Tom - "Hey did you file your tax with Wayland"
Paul - "No that doucher is a sneaky ginger jew rat"

by mtdawg123 March 31, 2023

Jewrag

A Du-rag that Jewish people wear in place of a yarmulke(yamaca 4 u dumbasses)

Man I was big pimpin going to temple with my Jewragon.
wut up gangsta

by MannyTeddy November 20, 2003