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jewpon

(N.)Mutation of the word coupon. Goes along with the stereotype that jewish persons are cheap or will go to great lengths to save money.
Which brand of detergent do you have that jewpon for? I want to save 75 cents so I can get a candy bar.
by moogie January 2, 2005
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jewpsy

the hairy man jew that lives in his caravan and hoards jewelery at mass amouts. most likely found in norther france covered in animal semen
god dam jewpsy took my granoala bar.

God dam jewpsy smuggling mexicans across the boarder
by lance johnston May 14, 2009
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Jewpanese

An individual of half Japanese and half Jewish descent. Typically fond of sushi, bagels and mathematics.
Of course he's a great student, he's Jewpanese!
by Tojoskawitz June 22, 2009
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Jewpino

Alex W. is a Jewpino
by Jewcrew5 May 19, 2006
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Jewpube

1. The longest pubic-hair on your body that is, for no logical reason, twice as long as the others. This pube will often get caught in the button of your boxers or your zippers and cause much pain when one drops their pants.

2. A hair that has fallen from the head but resembles pubic hair due to it's thiny, wiry, curvy shape.
Holy shit, there's a JEWPUBE in my food!
by AdotFdot April 6, 2006
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jewpidity

a disease that stupid jews suffer from
This white guy with the jew fro suffers from chronic jewpidity
by sirrswagg December 18, 2008
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Jewpons

A jewish youth, usually male, who collects coupons for food and the like to save money for him and his friends. Often, a jewpons will organize the ordering of food for a group of friends, sometimes skimming enough profits that his meal is free.
"Jewpons, order us some Taco Bell."
by Flandaddy2 November 21, 2009
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