jewmania

The feeling jews get when more then 10 gather in a place.

Wow i never seen so many jews before.

wow i know this is jewmania!

by kburris April 23, 2014

Jewnan

a Jewnan is a plump Irish man who is roommates with a jew in Southie

I heard there's a Jewnan living right next door to the L Street Tavern.

by Daniel Gill February 23, 2005

jetman

Spinoff of 'wingman'. Instead of talking one's friend up in conversation for the benefit of a possible hookup, a jetman is used as the savior to get a friend out of an awkward situation/conversation with an ugly/boring/obnoxious/clingy person.

Girl, get over here! I need a jetman to get me away from this loser!

by LadyEagle December 10, 2009

Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.

Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.

by Laz April 17, 2019

jew man group

all-jew version of the blue man group

I went to Vegas and saw the jew man group show.

by Legyndir May 14, 2008

Jewland

the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.

Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.

by Liz January 3, 2004

Jewpanese

An individual of half Japanese and half Jewish descent. Typically fond of sushi, bagels and mathematics.

Of course he's a great student, he's Jewpanese!

by Tojoskawitz June 22, 2009