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jewtard

not to be mistaken as a slanderous term. a combined meaning of FUCKTARD and DOUCHETWAT. used to describe someone sooo incredible stupid that you not only feel dumber for being near them, but wonder how nature could have possibly fucked up so bad as to let something like this actaully survive. you often get the urge to 'fix' natures problem before this 'person' can infect and destroy humanity.

NOT INTENDED AS AN ANTI-SEMENTIC INSULT...the first 3 letters are actually the initials of the first guy to earn the name.
WOW!!! what a jewtard. its amasing anyone that dumb can even remember to breath.
by Oxman85 February 1, 2007
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jotards

Pieces of shit that try to fuck up sams discord server. Usually dumb as fuck, and super dense.
person one: Oi Eren see those idiots over there?
person two: Yeah I see them Diego, they're jotards ofc.
by D3stroyergaymer February 13, 2020
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Jotard

a term for someone being dumb/going mental for no real reason or saying stupid shit.
"That chick just went full jotard"
by The Charismatic Enigma November 19, 2011
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Jewtard

Jewtard (noun):

1) Someone who knows so little about the Jewish religion that they are retarded.

2) Someone who acts so stereotypically Jewish that they are retarded.
1) Rachael didn't know that the Jews celebrate their Sabbath on Friday night, she's such a jewtard.

2) Micah only goes to that bar on Tuesday nights because it $1 beer night, he's such a jewtard.
by MrFnBMore March 2, 2010
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Jtard

Someone who is obsessed with all things Japanese and anything related to Japanese things - to the point of being retardedly obsessive over Japanese things.

They believe Japan is superior to every single culture out there, will try to speak/learn Japanese, and their cultural understanding of Japan stems from the anime/manga/J-music/fashion that they follow - ultimately forming a distorted view of a country.

They will often comment on how every other culture (esp their own) sucks in comparison to Japan and how they wish they lived there.
Jtards completely misunderstands the culture they praise and make complete asses out of themselves.

A: "Wow the Japanese are so original and brilliant. I love their lolita fashion and FF music! We Americans are so stupid compared to them!"
B: (face palms) "You know FF music is Classical music which is Western in origin not to mention lolita clothing as well."
by B1905 November 24, 2010
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Jertard

A cross between a Jerk and a Retard.
He's such a jertard for passing the ball to his opponents.
by Bruce "Vencedric" Loh September 24, 2018
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Jectard

Someone so incredibly stupid, the retards are smarter than him
Hey don’t hang out with jebadiah, he’s a fuckin ‘jectard.
by Cultofaries October 20, 2018
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