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Maja D. Jorgenson

Maja is a writer, most commonly found on Wattpad. She's often looked at as a sensation, as she, in a pretty small amount of time, has managed to gather many fans, and finish several stories. Her stories are amazingly written, even though "English isn't her primary language". She speaks English better than most English speakers.

Most of all, Maja is amazing, and actually has published books. And she hates being called cute. She's a gangster.
"Aw! You're so cute!" -Delphic

"I am not! I'm a gangster!" - Maja D. Jorgenson
by Delphic December 30, 2013
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Jurgensen

Someone who kills computers in cisco class because of downloading porn. Someone that is a Jurgensen also hates Bill Gates and jerks it to Steve Jobs because he made the iPhone.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see that guy?

Guy 2: "Holy shit man he killed a computer in cisco class...wow.

Guy 1: "He must be a Jurgensen."
by Halpert.uk March 4, 2010
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jurgensing

The inhalation of edible solids. Also known as the act of converting food directly into carbon dioxide. One may not notice this food actually exists as it will be inhaled so quickly.
1)Herald and Fred were eating lunch together. Herald dropped a dollar on the floor and bent over to retrieve it. By the time he came back up his friend had already finished his entire lunch. "Wow, you certainly jurgensed your food!" exclaimed Herald.

2)The boy finished his meal so fast each day that his friends soon came to pick on him for constantly jurgensing.
by Richard Snodgrass February 12, 2008
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[Ana Jorgensen]

THE most gorgeous, trustworthy, funny, amazing big blued eyed lady I have ever met. There's no one like her.

Anyone who walks over two miles through a storm to come sneak into your house in the middle of the night is worthy of best friend-ship. I'd do anything for this girl. We are not allowed to hang out. So we do it in secret; Shhhhh. I don't get to see her very often, but when I do, it makes me the happiest girl alive.
Ana Jorgensen, will you pretty pretty PRETTY goddamn please be my wifey?
by Lydia Rose Burwell May 8, 2010
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Sienna Jurgens

omg you know sienna jurgens? she's adorable!
by tessasheldonn January 12, 2012
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Jergensnaff

General Greeting in foreignese such as, Hey, how it is? Where ya been? What are you doing? Good to see you.
Jergensnaff, long see no time. Where you been?
by Kennz February 7, 2009
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st. jørgens vei

En vei i Oslo.
- Jeg bor i St. Jørgens Vei.
- OK
by Internetguy7766 February 27, 2014
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