Sleepy Jenkins

the act of creeping into a blacked out person's bed with the intent of hooking up

Aron: Did you hear about Jill?

Melissa: No! What...?

Aron: She got crunked and passed out at Eric's party last Saturday and woke up to him giving her a sleepy jenkins!

Melissa: Ew!! What a creep! I hope he doesn't try that shit at my parties...

by undefined313 November 10, 2010

pocket jerking

Jerking off with your hand that is in your pocket.

He was tried pocket jerking to hide the fact he was jacking off through his pocket.

by hdhdhdhd897897 February 7, 2014

Leeroy Jenkins

is apparently stupid as hell, but at least possesses chicken.

Leeroy Jenkins went from gaming in-joke to world-wide fame.

by Quint Sakugarne January 11, 2007

Jenning

To completely lose your mind over absolutely nothing in ten seconds or less. Process in which you blame all problems you have or ever will have on the closest available person or the person you think of first.

woman: "You're a cheating bastard!"

man "It's mother's day and I was with my mom!"
woman: "You've ruined my life and turned all of my friends against me!"
man: "Quit Jenning on me."

by Anti-Jenn May 9, 2010

The Leeroy Jenkins

When you and your partner discuss at long the intentions of your sexual persuits right before you make love. Then at the last second the male abandons all this and screams, "Leeroy Jenkins!" and just penetrates and goes to town.

We spent an hour cuddling and "planning" last night before me and my wife were going to do it. Then right when she was ready to start pulled The Leeroy Jenkins, screwed the plan and went right in!

by Grenbail July 12, 2007

neely jenkins

Vocalist in the tap dancing band Tilly and the Wall. One cool chick, that sports straight cut bangs and a childlike smile, even though shes 30ish. Former childhood girlfriend of Conor Oberst (frontman of the renound Bright Eyes), and was in the band Park Ave. with him.

Hey LOOK! It's Neely Jenkins! That's one cool chick.

Those bangs are so Neely. I'm loving them.

by bottleup_explode September 13, 2005

jerking on

The act of masturbating and failing to ejaculate.

Jerking on last night gave me blue balls.

by Blue Ballas of MTU April 10, 2009