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Jewish Guillotine

When an uncircumcised man is receiving oral sex, and his partner becomes startled, causing them to bite down and cleave his foreskin, leaving behind a perfectly circumcised penis and a newly Orthodox Jew.
"Last night was going great until she gave me the Jewish Guillotine and converted me into an Orthodox Jew."
by BennyBooty October 5, 2017
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jeisha

Jeisha is independent a hardworker will take you breath away instantly will be there for you in a heartbeat no questions ask always looking for the right men to come and cuff her right away she makes friends really fast she's mostly popular always dressing and looking great and slayin everyday she does get her friendship taken for granted but a jeisha will always come right back up and let no one disrespect her and whoever is close too her get you a jeisha and never let her go
Guy- Damn papi who's that!
me- she's Jeisha
by Sarah ( Lucky Charm ) July 5, 2018
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Jerish

Jerish is a person that will show you love like no other, he will let you into his life and make you believe it's a forever bond. He is a sensitive person, but truly cares. He will definitely make you feel like your living the love life in a movie, and his sense of humour is dark but hilarious. The most important thing to him are his friends - you might even think more than family. He undoubtedly has mommy issues. If you meet him, keep him.
'Do you listen to MF Doom?'
'Yeah ofc, I'm Jerish'
by kholombus <3 April 2, 2023
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jewish american princess

Jewish girl, normally found in the following areas: the Northeast, including the tri-state area (NY, CT, NJ).
Normally shortened to "Jap" this girl dresses only in clothing that costs more than it's worth (ex. Abercrombie, uggs, etc.) and is always getting what they want. The Jap is constantly shopping and buying this overpriced clothing, along with a ridiculous amount of Jewelery and expensive, needless crap. The Jap is known for her very annoying, nagging voice.
Man: I was told that my daughter's a Jewish American Princess.

Other Man: I'm sorry to hear that.
by Warren K January 3, 2005
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Jewish American Princess

A female of Jewish decent who tends to be described by society as being highly spoiled, whinny, ungrateful, high maintenance, and nag constantly. They come from environments that does not stipulate them doing for themselves they depend on a man to take care of them. They tend to go for the most successful man who makes lots of money because that's what they expect to have in life many of them don't work real jobs and many have never known what it's like to earn their own money. They tend to have a lot of clothes, access to an unlimited supply of money, and to expensive luxury cars that most common people can't afford to buy. They tend to look down on those who are working everyday jobs and careers. They think people like them, but in reality they're in a class by themselves because they're not able to make friends who'll stick around when they get sick and tired of their stuck on themselves mentality.
Melissa looks down on everything and ridicules the efforts of people who work hard and acts like she's better than them and has never had to work for what she wants. She is a real Jewish American Princess.
by Queenbee7519 September 3, 2009
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Jeneshia

A typical indian girls' name that means God-Blessed. These girls are super down to earth and know how to have a good-time, they are also always smiling, and of course super pretty
Wow, that girl acts like every day is the best damn day ever?

Idk but her name must be Jeneshia
by Hellothereimarobot April 12, 2013
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jewishest

Person 1: I just made a manischevitz marble cake.
Person 2: That is the jewishest!
by Julia Scarlett October 2, 2010
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