Jelqing

Stretching one's dick to make it longer.

Those idiots really think jelqing works 💀

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

Jelqing

A stretch that increases the length of your penis, by grabbing the head of your cock and pulling outwards as hard as you can. This move was commonly used by the Ohio Rizzler university graduate Arj Jawanda.

Wow his penis is long, he must be Jelqing!

by Jelqmaxxer January 22, 2024

Jedging

A looksmaxxing technique wherein the user breaks, fractures, or severely damages their pelvic bones and structures (often with a hammer) and/or severely damages the skin and surrounding tissue of their genitals, in an attempt to regrow the bones, skin, and structures in a more attractive manner.

Jedger - One who Jedges
Jedge Sesh - A blood pact of sorts with your mates to collectively jedge, suffering the consequences or reaping the rewards of Jedging.

"Oh my gosh brad... I can tell you've been jedging yourself... it certainly paid off!"

"Bros, wanna have a jedge sesh tonight at my place? Been feeling pretty insecure lately and I wanna up my crotch game to the next level."

by EdgeDotJpeg January 27, 2024

jelking

jizzing and then using the cum as a lubricant

oh no we are out of lube! lemme jizz and we can start jelking

by jelKING69 January 31, 2024

jelqing

stretching that thang out

my doctor said if i commenced in jelqing anymore, id lose my 3rd leg fr

by Mr Large Wood March 17, 2024

jelqing

stretching that thang out

my doctor said if i kept commencing in the art of jelqing, id lose my 3rd leg fr

by Mr Large Wood March 17, 2024

jelqing joshua

of a friend who tends to jelq a lot in class and at home to get a larger penis

oh my god Josh is such a jelqing Joshua

by skibidisigmaohiogyattrizzler April 29, 2024