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v-jaz

Where one particularly sour individual stores his copious amounts of beach sand. Short for v-jay-jay, vagina.
When speaking to a particularly irritated or uncooperative co-worker/friend/etc. : "Maybe remove the sand from your v-jaz, and we can get this show on the road." aka "Stop being an immature douche-fuck, lets move on".
by Sandfree January 4, 2014
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Jaz

Jaz is a very stupid person. If you ever meet a Jaz you should run away. Jaz cannot sing. In fact you should be very cautious if a Jaz sings near you. Jaz loves to gang up on you and pretend he's independent when he's really just a big baby. He likes to think he's got his life planned out and that he's always very happy when he is actually really depressed and spends most of his free time liking sad Instagram posts. He doesn't do work in class because he's always very lazy. He thinks everyone likes him when in fact they all just feel bad. Overall Jaz is one of the worst people to be friends with, he will back stab you.
He is such a Jaz, stupid and annoying.
by hartiun March 4, 2020
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dirty Jaz

When you fill a girls throat with so much seamen that it hurts when she swallows.
"I did a dirty Jaz on Emily yesterday."
"Man I hope she's okay"
by TristIsTrist May 11, 2022
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jaz

someone who’s name is jazmyn (or any other spelling) and hates being referred to as jazz because they aren’t a category of music
by buddernut September 8, 2021
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Jaz

Jaz. The shyest person ever but she's amazing person you could fall in love with. She is perfect and attractive in every way, and every person fall in love with her. Jaz is the name of a crazy, cute, lovely and hard person too.
Having Jaz in your life is everything
by Idontknow0000 November 23, 2021
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