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fin: yo why u acting like me for yhyh fam
jon: im a lesser you sorry bro im a bit of a jonathon schofield
by soupylolzer October 15, 2020
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Jonathon

A crazy boy who takes too many baths and listens to his music really loud. He isn't the most attractive of his kind but there will always be one person who loves him for who he is.
"You had another bath last night. You're tuning into a Jonathon!"

"Turn that music down Jonathon!"
by youdontknowmelol99 December 22, 2012
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A spelling of Jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in nobody ever spelling the name correctly, even when it's written out in front of them.
His parents hated him so they named him jonathan, but spelled it johnathon.
by Johnathon S. February 21, 2009
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Jonathon a friendly soul. A beautiful smile, blond messy hair, blue eyes and gorgeous gaze. They are a bit nerdy for example they love Star Wars but hate on Harry Potter. They are intelligent young Men and very polite. They all deserve the perfect girl sadly for my Jonathon that isn't me. He deserves a girl who understands him for who he is and not just because they like him, a girl who laughs a lot, respects her friends and is very strong and loyal. Here's a favour if you meet a Jonathon keep him as a friend forever because he will help you through tough times, he lend a shoulder to cry on and will love you forever. Trust me you too will love him forever.❤️❤️❤️❣️
Keep as friend or more for the rest of your life you won't regret it . #Jonathon
by Karate April 29, 2019
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A simple definition for a expert chess player. He is usually a jew who goes to the wising well to steal pennies. Has gotten wealthy off being a prostitute.
Fucking JONATHON i hate you get out of my pockets.
by adsads July 15, 2008
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A retarted white kid who uses tech decks to keep his ego inflated.
Hey jonathon go kys
by humttt January 16, 2018
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Jonathon Thirsty

Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.
Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer
by Matt Wilmot July 18, 2007
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