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japtard

A stupid internet kid that uses bad Japanese to try and sound cool to their lamer friends, who are also inherently japtards.
"Kawaii!!!1"
"Stfu, japtard."
by KInstink64 April 26, 2005
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JAPT

Omg Adrian can we go to the JCC this weekend? I need to find me a JAPT!
by sweetmatter October 21, 2011
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jameth

A big LiveJournal homosexual. Likes his cats a little TOO much and is often seen pooping in parks
by poop August 31, 2004
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jamster

Ringtone, wallpaper and other crap internet business which
targets children and then makes it incredibly difficult to
unsubscribe from their service. Texting STOP doesn't stop them from stealing money from your mobile.
Want to get back at Jamster ?
Got broadband ?
get something called wget (free, part of cygwin) and
set up a loop that continuously does
wget -r www.jamster.com
or wget -r www.jamster.co.uk
Waste their bandwidth. Hit them in the pocket!
Get enough people to do this and they'll get the message.
Jamster steals money from kids
by Nyebodnye December 31, 2005
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jamster

Retarded cellphone ringtone provider with irritating commercials and VERY unfunny songs and sounds. People who have ordered ringtones from Jamster can be found on the short bus or working in Wal*mart.
"ANSAR DEE FONE YAWANNA ANSAR DEE FONE!"

"Where muh baby daddy at? WHERE HE BE?"
by Chernorizets Hrabr January 19, 2005
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Jamster

CRAP Ringtones, stupid annoying frog, god they should GET A LIFE! I hope some hackers come along and destroy Jamster's websites all over the world!
Need i bother giving an example, they air TV ads on all channels, and when people download stuff to their phones, they are put on a list without them knowing about it to recieve messages at something like £1-£1.50 a message i might add, it's a HUGE SCAM! Jamster, you have been rumbled thanks to an Urban Dictionary user
by I_hate_Jamster! August 9, 2005
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Jamtart

A person who is unwilling participate in what he perceives to be risky, embarrassing, dangerous or foolhardy activities; the term is usually used to denigrate such individuals by those who do participate in the same activities.

Similar usage sometimes to 'coward', 'sissy' or 'momma's boy'.
"Don't be such a jamtart, Bill. The rest of us are all jumping off the cliff. You're such a sissy!"

"Hey, did you notice the Thormplegorp Twins at the theater today? They refused to watch Eat My Shorts. What a couple of jam tarts, eh!"
by Kimchiman April 21, 2009
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