Jakey Video

When a man takes video of his own self ejaculating, then sends to female
Yo bro I just sent a jakey video to fayln and anni
by dansmithbyyedu April 21, 2019
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Jakey Benny

A buggy bug bug, likes to be referred to as Hanukkah Harry. Jake spends his free time in ms.g's class room studying code. He also enjoys to spend time down by retard row when playing Fortnite. #Bot #Anti #SundayFunday #Getscarried
I saw a random wild Jakey Benny down by the F-wingthis afternoon.
by Ccody0423 December 18, 2018
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Jakey boy

; a golden barrel of a dog. Half corgi, half lab. Similar in looks to a seal. Very loyal and happy. Does not move very fast!
Person 1: Did you see that floof over there? His legs were only 4 inches tall!
Person 2: The one shaped like a loaf of bread? That's a Jakey boy for sure.
by megaminty December 06, 2022
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Dis Jakey

Dis Jakey: Bass music DJs from southend on sea, UK

Dis Jakey is the bassy birth-child concieved by Gabriel de Souza And JOhn The Baptist.

Dis Jakey started after the two performed a Back to Back set at the sunrooms (southend) for a friends alternative night. When they realised that nobody was really feeling the indie/rock music before them, they mixed things up a bit by dropping a 2 hour bass heavy house and dubstep set. The reaction from the crowd instantly gave them the idea to start up a live project, thus, 'Dis Jakey' was born.

Dis Jakey combine the use of visual lighting with music to create an amazing live show, the use of midi contollers can allow live remixing and sampling.
aww man, was gurning off my tits last night when 'Dis Jakey' were playing!

heard that mash-up by 'Dis Jakey'?
by JOhn The Baptist UK July 06, 2009
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jakey mooney

Jakey Mooney is used to describe a type of item
OMG I'm so proud of my jakey mooney even tho he's a broke ass
by By the real Nip Nurpin November 27, 2023
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Flakey Jakey

A flakey Jakey is a big turd that you think is in a solid piece but slowly flakes off as you birth it.
“Jeez I thought that was a solid log but it was a flakey Jakey last minute.”
by Truffle pig December 15, 2021
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JAKEY

ME: GOD I LOVE JAKEY
by HALF EMPTY MAPLE SYRUP August 23, 2022
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