jabroni

a loser; an individual who cannot perform the simplest of tasks; a ham- and-egger; a stooge OR one's close friend.
OR: a naive, inexperienced person

Bob was a true jabroni and botched things up!
That's one of his jabronis over there.
What do ya think I am, some kind of jabroni or something?

by weave March 18, 2003

jabronie

Its like a hockey word or something.

Guy 1: Hey you jabronies!

Guy 2: Cool word.

by Mac Alwayssunny July 24, 2011

Jabroni

When you order a Jameson shot at a bar and nobody else around you wants a shot. It’s now a Jabroni not a Jameson.

By rule- when you drink it, you must raise a toast loudly to “all the Jabronis”

I ordered a round of Jame-o for the group and nobody wanted one, so I ended up with a Jabroni

by Akuladog March 25, 2021

Jabroni

1. One who is supposed to provide pizza, but doesn't produce the goods.

2. One who fails to live up to their pizza responsibilities.

Also known as an Anchovy Jabroni or Pepperoni Jabroni

Challen's getting the pizzas.

Pfft! As if. You leave it to that dick bunny and you'll end up with diddly jack shit.
F'ken Pepperoni Jabroni!

by Electric D August 17, 2004

jabroni

Jay Mariotti of the Chicago Sun-Times, as referred to by Woody Paige on the television program 'Around the Horn.'

Jabroni you don't know what you're talking about!!

Jabroni, how come I always have to straighten you out?

by Adam Monk June 15, 2004

Jabroni

A parker, a fool, a dumbass that should frigg off.

Jeez that guy is a jabroni, he is almost a parker.

by Parker Kitze April 30, 2016

Jabroni

Someone who regards themselves as a badass when in reality is a jackass.

Friend 1: Wow, that guy on that mini bike is sick huh?
Friend 2: Such a jabroni. Looks like a complete tool

by septembanovemba January 22, 2020