T-Jingle Friend

A person who is not worth enough to receive a custom ring tone so they are stuck with the t-jingle.

"oo who's calling? No one important its just the t-jingle."

Thus leading to t-jingle friend.

by cutiewiddamealplan November 21, 2010

Jingle Jam

A party held during seasonal times, like Christmas, that involves heavy drinking, sex, and of course it's not a party unless there are drugs. Usuallly held be teenagers who know nothing but how to get completely shit faced.

You know you've been to a Jingle Jam, no example is needed, but then again you probably don't remember it, so here it goes.. It's that magical party held once a year by your tweaker friend as a way to get all those hot chicks to his house so he can legally mouth rape them with mistletoe. Remember, he told everyone to bring there own weed cuz he got tired of having to split it with everyone, but still ended up using most of everyon else's weed. Later on he ended up having a three-way with your sister and your girlfriend. Good times.. Good times...

by Xero _ Manifest December 14, 2010

Jingoist

a person who thinks that in order to solve government problems, we should use every force we have (army, navy, air force, marines)

Randy: "Hey there Billy Bob! Did ya hear that them middle easterners are protestin' us?"
Billy Bob: "Send in them troops! Blow 'em to bits!!! Damn foreigners!!! I'm proud to be one o' them jingoists!"

by EUREKA!!! BACON!!!! October 26, 2009

Jingle Noob

Very unskilled gamers, usually found playing the newest Call of Duty around Christmas time. This can also be applied to Halo or any other game. They usually get dominated by more skilled players who have had the game for months.

Term originated from the G187 Clan on Call of Duty 4.

Guys, it's Christmas Eve... I can't wait to play the Jingle Noobs tomorrow morning.

by DrAiNx13 January 15, 2011

Jingle Boyed

To be ignored or palmed off by a love interest at christmas time.

Oh is James coming to the Christmas party?

- No, I got jingle boyed

or

I tried to kiss Holly at on Christmas Eve but she jingle boyed me

by Daisy Louise Stower March 13, 2016

Jingly Keys

1. A pleasing visual and acoustic distraction.
2. Therefore, metaphorically, an answer that tries to draw attention away from a difficult probing question, as if jingling some keys, especially when employed by a simple person who assumes that the questioner will be easily distracted.

1. I love the sound of jingly keys.
2. "You said last month that all Muslims should be banned from the US? Then you said you thought a Muslim was one of our finest citizens. Now you're saying the ban was a good idea again. Is this entirely consistent?"

"This is typical of people who hate America. We need strong leadership, Obama should resign."
"Nice try with the jingly keys sir, but I'd like an answer."

by Zamzara June 13, 2016

jungle jingles

Any black or african american rap music, preferably hard core rap very black in content and slaps really hard. More of a white person term hence it is making fun of african american music

hey buddy can you make me one of those jungle jingles cd's i just put a system in and want to slap

hey you nigger turn down your jungle jingles

damn niggers and there jungle jingles

Hey mike tell them damn nigger neighbors to turn there jungle jingles down

by whiteboy94 February 22, 2011