jovian

A Whalley Wigger, straight outta Surrey who is inspired by k-feds wangsta boo life style.

As we were driving to the mall we noticed a jovian coming out of the Guildford Walmart, wearing gangta boo chains straight from the dollar max.

by jahovians witness January 24, 2007

Joviana

Verb

To leave the room to shit

"Guys I need to do a Joviana"

by Danielmarc April 17, 2019

jovian

Line of coke or 'fix'

'pick up a jovian', 'get me a jovian', 'i did a jovian'

by phobia January 10, 2005

Jovianna

Don't mess with her or you'll be a ass. She can be nice but don't play with her.

Don't mess with Jovianna.

by playharleyplay November 28, 2018

Jovian

Jovian is a very conflicting person usually wanting to start problems for the hell of it. Jovian can be nice at times but when everyone around him is having a good day, he’s the one to ruin it. He makes people laugh with disgusting humor and is disgusting himself. He’s a slob of a BOY, and he doesn’t care about anyone for himself. He’s other wise known as a pervert or man whore.

Example: That man whore is such a Jovian!

Dude why you gotta be a Jovian today

by Jovian’s a virgin December 3, 2019

joial

Joial is essentially a bad bitch with alot of haters. She most likely has a fat ass with small boobs but everybody likes it. She is a know it all with great grades and she is very athletic.

Girl did you see the basketball game Joial won yesterday?

by caramel.j_ March 16, 2017

joviancal

a person who can grow genitalia of the other sex overnight

last night she was a girl but now not anymore. she's such a joviancal.

by lostbewtew April 22, 2018