jocko homo

a straight jock who is so straight and so jock-like that he's obviously a neandertal and/or gay. Almost always from the suburbs.(Thus it is practically a synonym for "male suburbanite")

Yo, look who's cruising down the main drag in their white Jeep on a Friday night lookin' to get some- it's species jocko homo!

by roger January 29, 2004

Jockoir-Geo

A World-Wide Jockey

Universal

"You Jockoir-Geo"

"Oh my god, what a jockoir-geo"

by (Mitchell) March 25, 2007

JoCo

Short for "jerk off coma" which is the nap many men take after busting their load.

Sorry I was late, bro...I was looking at porn and, soon enough, slipped into a JoCo.

by TheMichaelZ April 22, 2011

jocko

to move hand over taint and lower tescicle area and apply or administer to a unsuspecting persons beverage, perfurably the lip area.

mikes being a total ass hole tonight so i jocko'ed his budwiser, watch him take a drink

by stoph December 6, 2003

9 Jocho

THE ORIGINAL: A alcoholic drink which consists of a 4 Loko and adding a 5 Hour Energy shot. 4 loko + 5 hour energy = 9 jocho
Originated at North Dakota State University

Man last night was crazy! I got so bombed off of that 9 Jocho.

by Crabby Bills August 1, 2019

JOPO

JOPO is an acronym devleoped by a group of unemployed individuals collecting free money from the government. JOPO means
JERK
OFF
PASS
OUT

I like to JOPO every night

by KING JUKO February 25, 2009

jockomplisment

Something a jock or maybe an idiot would think to be a huge accomplishment. It is supposed to sound like "accomplishment"

Jock 1: DUDE. I JUST TOTALLY CHUGGED LIKE A GALLON OF BEER AND DIDNT THROW UP FOR LIKE, 20 MINUTES.

Jock 2: DUDE NO WAY. ALL RIGHT!!!!

Intelligent bystander: What a jockomplisment

by LOOLOOLOOLOO August 25, 2009