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That'll happen on those bigger jobs

A term commonly used in the poorer sections of the United States to describe a regretfull or horrible incident. Usually said by someone wearing Pit Vipers and working a trade job.
Did you hear that ol'Bob got caught in the fishing trap and drowned? I guess that'll happen on those bigger jobs.
by Blackberry Lemonade December 8, 2021
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ball jobs

When a mans balls are sucked instead of his shaft, over and over. Often results in a severe case of blue balls.
That bitch has only given me ball jobs and left me hanging!
by the big sack June 16, 2009
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Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

When you're texting a perfect babe and then the iPhone's auto-correct kills the mood.
Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.

Babe: ...?

Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.
by Vonnegut better. September 5, 2013
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Steve Jobs

A sexual move, similar to a handjob, on your wallet which leaves you both unsatisfied and broke.
Man, everyone in line at the Apple store for that new iPhone that added 10 pixels for $600 got Steve Jobs.
by SenselessNoise September 7, 2010
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the 7 I's of Steve Jobs

7 simple English words, all starting, as the name suggests, with the letter I and that epitomize the beaury of technological development across almost all human civilizations
The 7 I's of Steve Jobs are innovation, imagination, ingenuity,invention, integration, interpretation, intuition
by Sexydimma May 27, 2016
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Dirty Jobs

A show on the Discovery Channel hosted by Mike Rowe. He visits various job sites and has first hand experience with some of the most interesting but often grossest jobs ever. He has gone out as an oyster farmer, exploring a cave filled with bat guano (shit), and working at a brewery to make beer.
Dirty Jobs makes me feel better about being away from the muck that some people deal with at their work.
by funluvinguy April 9, 2006
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