-Jebus-

-Jebus- a substitute for Jesus, dont piss him off, hell cause another tsunami.

Person: Jebus your ghay
Jebus: You will regret that *uses power to shrink persons penis*
Person: :'-( hey, give it back

by CalumT May 6, 2005

Jebus

Originating from the hit show, The Simpsons (more specifically, Homer Simpson), Jebus is a new way to say "Jesus" without real offense intended.

* Playing Runescape *
Epithanyseek: Oh, Jebus!
Metaldrsmom: What?!
Metaldr: What did you just say, Epithanyseek?

by james_002 April 7, 2009

Jebus

Code word for hallucinogenic mushrooms.

"I was just prayen' to jebus officer, I swear!

by Sky March 5, 2004

-jebus-

A cool person that likes to have a laugh, very down to earth.

Ha, -Jebus- is so cool man!

by DEADSiM2 May 1, 2005

Jebus

A mockery of the Archetype, Jesus Christ. First used by the cartoon character Homer Simpson.

Sweet Jebus

by Lmomyrpt November 29, 2015

jebus

A contemporary allegory for the chariot of the gods.

People get ready, there is a jebus a-coming. You don't have to believe, just get on board!

by thx7913 December 24, 2003

Jebus

The guy on the Zig-Zag pack

Zig Zag Whites have jebus on the pack

by Huge_One June 29, 2008